While out & about one fine day, Doris came across a few of her old freinds. She ran into her childood freind, Antonia Timmins; Miss Bunny Swan; & Kathy Wajonowski, who works for Vancome. The four of them reminissed, laughed, & danced. They decided, after the stress & suspicious news of the success of upsising fariy tale princesses, to get away from it all & go have a few drinks & even more laughs.
The went to the Poison Apple Bar, where Doris was working barmaid that same night. When her shift was over the four maidens sat at the bar for a few (dozen) more drinks. They left the bar complety drunk & decided to randomly go on a shopping spree in the middle of the night. The went to "Ye Olde Costume Emporium" & bought four elf costumes. They ran around the land screaming things like "WE'RE SANA'S LITTLE HELPERS!!!" & "MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE & ALL" & well, i think you get the idea. So, the morning came eventually, & the bright, beaming sun peaked the round, top corner of the fire ball. The four women were still so drunk that the light burned their sight. They turned away in fright of the bright colored sky, & decided to run as far as they could away from the sun.
For days & days the four idiots kept running, & for days & days they still were not sober. When they got on a tiny boat that barely kept them safe, they finally reached a spot without sunlight. It was nightime here in that strange, forign land, & the four decided they would soon fall asleep. When they awoke, they could not believe their eyes...
They made it as far north as the North Pole. They cautiously walked on & explored the land as if it was a terrifying, midevil, 14th century castle. When they began to notice other beings, they were astonished. They could not believe their eyes! All the people located here were dressed just like the four women. Although these people were much smaller, the four adventureous women made their way into the town & observed, asked for information, & were even more confused than they had ever been in thier lives. It wasn't long until Doris got the realization that they were at the North Pole. She even read a sign that said "WELCOME TO THE NORTH POLE", but the dumb bar maiden was too stupid to have understood. Then it all made sence. She saw something, or should i say, someone, she was hopeng to see since she was a small, small girl with a gigantic mole above her lip. She saw...Santa Claus.
"Ho, ho, ho!" he said while, laughing with his arms clutching his jolly, big belly, "what o we have here? Four rather vertically, & in some cases" he glanced to Doris & Miss Swan, "horizontally, challenged too! HAHAH!! What are you fine women doing at the North Pole?" Santa asked. "Well, what happens to be the Santa, problem?" Doris said trying to pull off a rather sexy image. Unsuccessfully doing so, she was pushed out of the way by good ol', outgoing, Bunny Swan "See here, Mr. Claus, we are here because we want to be...THE DANCING QUEENS!!!!" She broke out into song as the others stared at here quite awkwardly. "Tchya you know wvet?" Kathy bgan, "we just want to go back home because we were drunk, & coincidentaly, we somehow ended up her with you Mr. Fatty." She said getting Santa rather pissed. "Well, if i a so fat, then maybe you should just stop believeing in me or ignore the fact that little chindren love me." he said with a tear forming in the corner of his eye. "Tchya ya know wvet? Unh unh. I ain't havin' that! Little kids dont believe in you. Why? Because. I told 'em. Hahaha!" She started to laugh at herself while the others & Samta glared confused. "Okey." Antonia said repeatedly for five minutes until Doris got so frustrated that she was left with no choince but to knock Antonia out.
Santa grew very angry at the fact that the four women were making a mochery out of his work & Christmas that he decided to kick them out & banish them from the North Pole. & so he did. He quickly autographed four pictures of himself & gave one to each, & sent them off without even the most rude "Goodbye." The four sat on the outskirts of town with nothing to do. The glanced at eachother from time to time, & soon after Doris broke the scilence & siad "We need something to do." The four stood up & began to glance at eachother again. "DANCE!!!!!" Doris screamed while beginning to do random dance moves in the snow. The four exchanged looks & without further adue, began to join in with Doris & dance. The four of them danced as seen in the link below & all that was heard was the jazz music that they danced to, & the calm, aggitating voice of Miss Swan say "MERRY CHRISTMAS CHARLEY BROWN!!!" followed by Antonia's voice quietly try to quote Charles Dickens by saying "God belss us, everyone." & they all had a merry Christmas. The merriest one of all.
To see the four of them dancing, go to:
http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1251165427
The went to the Poison Apple Bar, where Doris was working barmaid that same night. When her shift was over the four maidens sat at the bar for a few (dozen) more drinks. They left the bar complety drunk & decided to randomly go on a shopping spree in the middle of the night. The went to "Ye Olde Costume Emporium" & bought four elf costumes. They ran around the land screaming things like "WE'RE SANA'S LITTLE HELPERS!!!" & "MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE & ALL" & well, i think you get the idea. So, the morning came eventually, & the bright, beaming sun peaked the round, top corner of the fire ball. The four women were still so drunk that the light burned their sight. They turned away in fright of the bright colored sky, & decided to run as far as they could away from the sun.
For days & days the four idiots kept running, & for days & days they still were not sober. When they got on a tiny boat that barely kept them safe, they finally reached a spot without sunlight. It was nightime here in that strange, forign land, & the four decided they would soon fall asleep. When they awoke, they could not believe their eyes...
They made it as far north as the North Pole. They cautiously walked on & explored the land as if it was a terrifying, midevil, 14th century castle. When they began to notice other beings, they were astonished. They could not believe their eyes! All the people located here were dressed just like the four women. Although these people were much smaller, the four adventureous women made their way into the town & observed, asked for information, & were even more confused than they had ever been in thier lives. It wasn't long until Doris got the realization that they were at the North Pole. She even read a sign that said "WELCOME TO THE NORTH POLE", but the dumb bar maiden was too stupid to have understood. Then it all made sence. She saw something, or should i say, someone, she was hopeng to see since she was a small, small girl with a gigantic mole above her lip. She saw...Santa Claus.
"Ho, ho, ho!" he said while, laughing with his arms clutching his jolly, big belly, "what o we have here? Four rather vertically, & in some cases" he glanced to Doris & Miss Swan, "horizontally, challenged too! HAHAH!! What are you fine women doing at the North Pole?" Santa asked. "Well, what happens to be the Santa, problem?" Doris said trying to pull off a rather sexy image. Unsuccessfully doing so, she was pushed out of the way by good ol', outgoing, Bunny Swan "See here, Mr. Claus, we are here because we want to be...THE DANCING QUEENS!!!!" She broke out into song as the others stared at here quite awkwardly. "Tchya you know wvet?" Kathy bgan, "we just want to go back home because we were drunk, & coincidentaly, we somehow ended up her with you Mr. Fatty." She said getting Santa rather pissed. "Well, if i a so fat, then maybe you should just stop believeing in me or ignore the fact that little chindren love me." he said with a tear forming in the corner of his eye. "Tchya ya know wvet? Unh unh. I ain't havin' that! Little kids dont believe in you. Why? Because. I told 'em. Hahaha!" She started to laugh at herself while the others & Samta glared confused. "Okey." Antonia said repeatedly for five minutes until Doris got so frustrated that she was left with no choince but to knock Antonia out.
Santa grew very angry at the fact that the four women were making a mochery out of his work & Christmas that he decided to kick them out & banish them from the North Pole. & so he did. He quickly autographed four pictures of himself & gave one to each, & sent them off without even the most rude "Goodbye." The four sat on the outskirts of town with nothing to do. The glanced at eachother from time to time, & soon after Doris broke the scilence & siad "We need something to do." The four stood up & began to glance at eachother again. "DANCE!!!!!" Doris screamed while beginning to do random dance moves in the snow. The four exchanged looks & without further adue, began to join in with Doris & dance. The four of them danced as seen in the link below & all that was heard was the jazz music that they danced to, & the calm, aggitating voice of Miss Swan say "MERRY CHRISTMAS CHARLEY BROWN!!!" followed by Antonia's voice quietly try to quote Charles Dickens by saying "God belss us, everyone." & they all had a merry Christmas. The merriest one of all.
To see the four of them dancing, go to:
http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1251165427
-Doris
