Secrets of Doris...

While out & about one fine day, Doris came across a few of her old freinds. She ran into her childood freind, Antonia Timmins; Miss Bunny Swan; & Kathy Wajonowski, who works for Vancome. The four of them reminissed, laughed, & danced. They decided, after the stress & suspicious news of the success of upsising fariy tale princesses, to get away from it all & go have a few drinks & even more laughs.

The went to the Poison Apple Bar, where Doris was working barmaid that same night. When her shift was over the four maidens sat at the bar for a few (dozen) more drinks. They left the bar complety drunk & decided to randomly go on a shopping spree in the middle of the night. The went to "Ye Olde Costume Emporium" & bought four elf costumes. They ran around the land screaming things like "WE'RE SANA'S LITTLE HELPERS!!!" & "MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE & ALL" & well, i think you get the idea. So, the morning came eventually, & the bright, beaming sun peaked the round, top corner of the fire ball. The four women were still so drunk that the light burned their sight. They turned away in fright of the bright colored sky, & decided to run as far as they could away from the sun.

For days & days the four idiots kept running, & for days & days they still were not sober. When they got on a tiny boat that barely kept them safe, they finally reached a spot without sunlight. It was nightime here in that strange, forign land, & the four decided they would soon fall asleep. When they awoke, they could not believe their eyes...

They made it as far north as the North Pole. They cautiously walked on & explored the land as if it was a terrifying, midevil, 14th century castle. When they began to notice other beings, they were astonished. They could not believe their eyes! All the people located here were dressed just like the four women. Although these people were much smaller, the four adventureous women made their way into the town & observed, asked for information, & were even more confused than they had ever been in thier lives. It wasn't long until Doris got the realization that they were at the North Pole. She even read a sign that said "WELCOME TO THE NORTH POLE", but the dumb bar maiden was too stupid to have understood. Then it all made sence. She saw something, or should i say, someone, she was hopeng to see since she was a small, small girl with a gigantic mole above her lip. She saw...Santa Claus.

"Ho, ho, ho!" he said while, laughing with his arms clutching his jolly, big belly, "what o we have here? Four rather vertically, & in some cases" he glanced to Doris & Miss Swan, "horizontally, challenged too! HAHAH!! What are you fine women doing at the North Pole?" Santa asked. "Well, what happens to be the Santa, problem?" Doris said trying to pull off a rather sexy image. Unsuccessfully doing so, she was pushed out of the way by good ol', outgoing, Bunny Swan "See here, Mr. Claus, we are here because we want to be...THE DANCING QUEENS!!!!" She broke out into song as the others stared at here quite awkwardly. "Tchya you know wvet?" Kathy bgan, "we just want to go back home because we were drunk, & coincidentaly, we somehow ended up her with you Mr. Fatty." She said getting Santa rather pissed. "Well, if i a so fat, then maybe you should just stop believeing in me or ignore the fact that little chindren love me." he said with a tear forming in the corner of his eye. "Tchya ya know wvet? Unh unh. I ain't havin' that! Little kids dont believe in you. Why? Because. I told 'em. Hahaha!" She started to laugh at herself while the others & Samta glared confused. "Okey." Antonia said repeatedly for five minutes until Doris got so frustrated that she was left with no choince but to knock Antonia out.

Santa grew very angry at the fact that the four women were making a mochery out of his work & Christmas that he decided to kick them out & banish them from the North Pole. & so he did. He quickly autographed four pictures of himself & gave one to each, & sent them off without even the most rude "Goodbye." The four sat on the outskirts of town with nothing to do. The glanced at eachother from time to time, & soon after Doris broke the scilence & siad "We need something to do." The four stood up & began to glance at eachother again. "DANCE!!!!!" Doris screamed while beginning to do random dance moves in the snow. The four exchanged looks & without further adue, began to join in with Doris & dance. The four of them danced as seen in the link below & all that was heard was the jazz music that they danced to, & the calm, aggitating voice of Miss Swan say "MERRY CHRISTMAS CHARLEY BROWN!!!" followed by Antonia's voice quietly try to quote Charles Dickens by saying "God belss us, everyone." & they all had a merry Christmas. The merriest one of all.

To see the four of them dancing, go to:
http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1251165427

-Doris

Secrets of Doris...

Cinderella's story, as you probably know by now, I am going to tell you is a lie. As a matter of fact, the only right information about the story you heard is that Cinderella did in fact have an evil stepmother, two evil stepsisters. Any other things you heard, like the ball, Prince Charming, her tiny mice friends are all fictional. & are all people, things, ideas, stories are all things that never happened; things that were told along with her life of lies.

It all starts back to Cinderella's childhood. She was born into the family of Lord Pumpernickel & his wife. Tragedy took its toll on Cinderella's "picture-perfect" family, & her mother fell deadly ill. After her death, Lord Pumpernickel raised Cinderella by himself for a few short years. After that time, he met Margarethe Fisher, the woman you know to be the Evil Stepmother. She had two daughters Cinderella's age; Doris & Mabel. Doris was the elder daughter, who's traits were: an unsightly mole above her lip, a masculine voice, preferred the color purple, & had a straight & unbeautifully formed figure, & preferred everything to be the same shade of purple. Mabel was the opposite. She was short & stout. She preferred the color emerald green, & had more of a figure than Doris, but had the same masculine voice. Their mother was nothing like them. She loved the world, & had a sweet, gentle voice. She had a beautiful, hourglass figure, & liked everything every different color of the rainbow. Except when Lord Pumpernickel would come home at night. To learn more about the stress & horrible times of Lord Pumpernickel, please refer to the link on the side of the page. You will find the article about this under the title "Doris's Hidden Childhood".

After the death of Lord Pumpernickel, there was no one to protect Cinderella, & Margarethe's emotions got worse & worse. She knew her genetic daughters were more important to her, so the evil Stepmother took advantage of her alone time in the house& made Cinderella do all the chores, housework, laundry, & necessities of keeping a clean, healthy mansion to live in. Cinderella was given a tiny room in a small narrow tower to sleep in. Stepmother commanded Cinderella to stay in the tower at all times when she is, either not needed, or not working. Doris & Mabel would decide to occasionally have their fun & play pranks on Cinderella. For example, after Cinderella cleaned their laundry, they threw it back at her & screamed at her that they weren't clean. When they would go tell their mother about this, she would have Cinderella clean it two more times. Doris & Mabel would just laugh at Cinderella as she walked downstairs to begin finishing her chores, staying up late into the night.

One day, when the mail arrived, Margarethe was exceptionally happy to hear that there would be a royal ball for the entire kingdom in order to celebrate the marriage of the Prince. Cinderella was promised earlier to be rewarded for her hard work. She thought that this would be the perfect gift. She approached her stepmother nervously. She asked her if she could go with her, Doris, & Mabel. The stepmother agreed to this & promised Cinderella that she could go. She secretly knew she would not allow Cinderella to go. When the time came that night to go, Stepmother was in her beautiful gown dressed & ready to leave. Doris & Mabel came down the stairs also ready in a hurry to leave & abandon Cinderella. However, Cinderella came downstairs in her usual rags & torn clothes. She announced she would not be going. Doris & Mabel jumped in joy & happiness at this sorrowful statement, & Margarethe calmed them down immediately to be polite at Cinderella. They left soon after & were on their way to a happy & fun night. Cinderella ran outside into the courtyard to cry, but instead found her Fairy Godmother outside waiting for her. She asked her what she was to do & Fairy Godmother replied, "I will give you your Happy Ever After & you will go tonight & have fun." Cinderella could not believe her eyes as before her stood a carriage, horses, coachmen, & a beautiful gown that she wore. She ran into the carriage & took off for the castle leaving the Fairy Godmother. She grew angry at this & cast a spell on Cinderella to make her night horrible & have her pay for this disrespect.

At the ball everyone was dancing & having a great time. Cinderella arrived late obviously & had a little bit of trouble getting in the castle, but sure enough she got in. As she was going around dancing, drinking, & eating, Cinderella felt a little funny in her stomach. She thought she was going to be sick. From behind her she heard an "Excuse me." & when she turned around she saw the shocked face of her stepmother. She ran back into the crowd & Stepmother followed angrily after. Cinderella kept running & seemed to see Margarethe, Doris, & Mabel's faces everywhere. She got frightened & collapsed on the floor. When she woke up the party was still gong & she ran into the prince & his new bride. She greeted them with a polite "Congratulations." & quickly walked away. The prince was concerned of her condition ran after her & grabbed her by the arm. Cinderella was at this time on the outside grand patio & when she felt the pull, without turning, she got scared & yelled & hit him. He fell onto the floor & when she looked down she noticed her gown was gone. She was back to wearing her rags & torn clothes. She moved her bare feet over to him & placed a gentle hand on his face. The Prince's bride discovered the scene & screamed for help. Cinderella knew shed be punished severely in the law at this act. Without thinking she sprinted over to the ball room & the bride of the prince followed her, but eventually lost her in the crowd. Cinderella ran into Doris & Doris held a firm grip on Cinderella's bruised arm. Cinderella roughly tried to break free of the hold & tried to escape, but Doris was too strong. She took Cinderella over to Margarethe & The family left the ball. In the carriage, Margarethe did nothing but glare angrily at Cinderella. Cinderella was too scared to make eye contact with her & instead just kept her eyes full of tears down, staring at the floor. Doris & Mabel were arguing about who had the better time at the party, & when the carriage arrived at the home, Doris & Mabel continued their argument all night until it was time for bed. Leaving Cinderella & Margarethe alone in the living room with the light supplied only by the fireplace scared Cinderella greatly. Margarethe began explaining to Cinderella how severely punished she would be & how horrible of a mistake it was going there. Cinderella was too scared & without thinking she grabbed a knife from one of the shelfs nearby & plunged it into Margarethe's stomach. Margarethe screamed in pain & Cinderella pushed her down on the ground. She gasped for breath and tried to do something but the injury seemed to paralyze her. Her limbs flailed about trying to do something for survival when her arm landed into the fire. Her sleeve caught on fire & suddenly Margarethe became a giant fireball. The fire quickly spread from Margarethe's burning body, to the carpet, to the furniture, to the knick knacks & other items, to the other rooms, to the walls. Cinderella did nothing but stand & stare at her Stepmother's immolating body. She backed up as the fire spread closer to her & ran out of the room. She exited the house, & with one final look at the burning building, she left the scene into a nearby forest where it would be too dark for anyone to see what was happening, or what she was up to. Doris & Mabel were suspected to have left the building without their mother, & moved on to have happier lives. They lost touch & eventually became sworn enemies.

Years later, Cinderella found a group of seven little dwarfs wandering the forest. She rallied them together & made them open & work a sweatshop for her. She had them make her a beautiful blue gown (the one that you were told was given to her by the Fairy Godmother) Eventually, the sweatshop fell into turmoil, & after Doris broke out the seven men (which you can read about in the article "From Riches to Rags and Back Again: Doris, a Barmaid" on the link on the side of the page) After her sweatshop died out, she fled the forest & moved to the nearest kingdom; Far Far Away. Once she arrived she ran into a woman about her age that wore a gown somewhat similar to Cinderella's, but was torn & ripped in places. Cinderella approached the woman & became quick friends with her. The woman was Sleeping Beauty, who Cinderella recognized from the updated news, newspaper, & billboards around this new kingdom. When Cinderella left her new friend, she ran into reporter Joan Rivers. The reporter told Cinderella that she could be trusted with even the darkest, most secret secrets, & Cinderella listened to her go on & on about what she did for the other beautifully dressed women of the kingdom. Cinderella knew she couldn't tell the reporter that she hurt a prince, murdered a woman twice her age, & set a house on fire. She lied & told of how she was dangerously & badly treated at her home. How the Stepmother made her do all the chores & house work. She told her how she wanted to go the prince's ball, because he was looking for a new wife. She told how she was forbidden to go, but she managed to, until her two evil stepsisters destroyed her gown that her animal friends made for her. She went on & on about how Fairy Godmother came to her aid & made her a beautiful gown, a carriage, horses, & coachmen, out of a pumpkin, field mice, & the house dog. She explained how she had a magical night & avoided looking at her relatives revealing her secret. & how when it was midnight, Cinderella left the castle in a hurry, while all the magical things turned back to normal. She told how the next day, her glass slipper was found in the castle & the Prince tried it on every woman in the kingdom. She gave away that her stepmother locked her in her room, but she managed to get out, try the sipper on, & marry the prince. When the reporter asked where the prince was Cinderella replied that he was back at the kingdom ruling it. When the reporter sold the story to the press Cinderella was treated with a mansion, all needed necessities for her life, & was given more fame than she could ever have dreamed. All because of a lie. Cinderella may regret that, but whether or not, the Fairy Godmother got hr revenge for the way she was treated, & Cinderella is a clean freak, obsessed with having everything exceptionally clean. The tiniest speck of dust, will make Cinderella go paranoid to the point where shell go into a stage of mind loss & Cinderella will scrub the dust off until she cam see her reflection through the object.

Not the story you thought you knew? Clearly. Cinderella lied just like the others & her mansion, the mansion that could belong to a person much more deserving of it than her, resides spotless. Her "Happily Ever After" is more of a "Cleaner, Happily Ever After, Life of Lies"...

This has been a Secret of Doris...keep checking back for more...

-Doris

Secrets of Doris...

Most people know the Fairy Tale about the beautiful princess that had a spell cast upon her that on her sixteenth birthday, shed prick her finger on the needle of a spinning wheel, and fall into an eternal sleep only awoken by true love's kiss. But what you don't know is that everything you heard about this story is a lie. It's time for you to know the truth about this sleeping, beautiful girl, & what ever happened to her Prince Charming, if there even was one, & all of the friend's she encountered.

Princess Aurora was born to King and Queen of a land that has been weathered down, and destroyed over time. The current whereabouts of the kingdom are unknown. The kingdom was described to you, most likely as a happy place, where everybody got along & celebrated the birth of Princess Aurora as a happy occasion & there was peace, prosperity, & joy all over the world. Right? This is actually NOT what happened at all. Aurora was born to King & Queen just after they took the Throne and were sworn into their terms. The birth of the baby brought the same thought to all the citizens & townspeople of the kingdom. They all thought "Oh here we go. A baby's born, so now were all gonna have to go out, buy gifts, present them, & see the baby for all of five seconds, and waste the day to do so." This obviously was not the best reaction to a birth, and a royal birth at that. Doris, having fled a palace already with an evil queen, sought refuge at the palace of King Stephan and his wife. When the baby was born, Doris at the time was the Prime Minister, after getting on the King & Queen's good side. As the citizens poured into the castle to present their gifts, thunder was heard from outside, & lightning cracked. Red-orange smoke erupted in from the middle of the enormous throne room, and as you were told, the evil Maleficent showed up. Well this is another lie. Maleficent was a fictional character that never really existed. The evil villain in this fairy tale was the Evil Queen from Snow White's story. The Queen entered the room in anger & fury in search of Snow White. She glared at the King & Queen. In fright, the Queen ran to the rescue of baby Aurora. The Evil Queen examined the room & judged all of the people present. She looked at the baby in the Queen's arms. She was angry at the fact that this newborn baby was so beautiful & precious. With the wave of her finger, the Evil Queen cast a spell upon the baby that when she comes of the age of a woman, she will be called to the highest room of the tallest tower of the castle, and die a tragic, sudden death. Within seconds, the Evil Queen finished the spell and vanished to continue her search for Snow White. The Queen's eyes filled with tears as she clutched the baby tighter in her arms. King Stephan wrapped his arms around his wife's and the entire room fell silent.
Days later, King Stephan sought to find the best guardians for his growing baby girl. He hired knights to fight and prove worthiness, and knight after knight was unsuccessful in pleasing the king. Suddenly, three pleasant fairies came to visit the king one day. They proved worthy to keep Aurora safe, and the king was exceptionally pleased.
The king, queen, & three fairies watched for years as Aurora grew up into a fine young woman.They kept an unusual close eye on her now more than ever as she was closer & closer to becoming a woman. A few times when Aurora would walk in the direction of the tallest tower, and a group of people would surround her, leading her back to her previous location, away from the tower. Years and years passed again, and when sixteen, Aurora snuck up to the tallest tower. She climbed the stairs higher & higher to the dark, fateful room. The wet, stone steps echoed the sound of her high-heeled shoes. Her mother passed by the entrance to the corridor leading to the staircase Aurora was climbing. The Queen caught the sound with her ear & walked over to see what it was. It wasn't often someone went up to that tower. Particularly because Aurora had grown so old, caution was everywhere & everyone was scared of something happening. The Queen began to walk up the steps & tried to spot anyone. She saw the blue gown, & blond hair of her daughter Aurora. She dropped the trays that were held n her hand and sprinted up the steps to her daughters aid. When she caught up to her daughter, she approached her & held her close. She convinced her that theres nothing up there & that she should walk back down immediately. After a few days of a lot of watching, Aurora was not tempted any longer to go up to the tower. However, her father was exceptionally scared now that she was almost seventeen. He found the three fairies, Flora, Fauna, & Merryweather, & had them take Aurora to a cottage in the forest. For the safety of Aurora, they began to call her Sleeping Beauty after her excessive drowsiness, & random sleeping spurs. The four of them went there and stayed for quite some time. One day, while trying to make a cake for Sleeping Beauty's eighteenth birthday, the three fairies heard a knock at the door. Seven little men appeared & wondered why there were women in their home. The seven dwarves rushed the fairies & Sleeping Beauty out of the house for good. While sleeping one night in the forest, Sleeping Beauty was woken up in some sort of a trans.She rose from the ground, & began to walk in the direction of the visible castle of her parents. During her walk, she heard cracks & snaps of branches & twigs, & at first thought nothing of it until the sounds seemed to be moving with her. She turned her head in the direction of the shrubs & a figure appeared & emerged in front of Sleeping Beauty.It was Doris. Doris was on her way to her job back at the Poison Apple, a bar in Far Far Away. She wanted to know why Sleeping Beauty was wandering the forest so late at night. Sleeping Beauty did not respond & instead kept walking to the castle. Doris left the scene unheard of. When the tine came that Sleeping Beauty arrived at the immense castle, her three fairy guardians were still asleep in the forest. When they woke up they were frantically in search for th princess & decided that since it was her eighteenth birthday, maybe, just maybe, she was headed to the castle. They made their way, flying at the speed of light (well, maybe not that fast, but you get the idea..). However they were too late. They also knew this. However, Merryweather, the smallest fairy had an idea. She closed her eyes tightly, & began to think of happy thoughts. She began to mumble words in her head. She completely knew what she was saying, however, Flora & Fauna were confused. All they heard were word like "protect, year, sleep, death, prevent...". They had no idea what their companion was getting at, but whatever she did, Merryweather was successful at it.
Up in the Tower, Sleeping Beauty was climbing the damp, slippy steps. Still in the trans, she had no idea what she was doing. Like deja vu, her mother heard the clicking of her heels going up the steps. The Queen was fully aware of her daughters age, & realizing that now might be the time when, as the Evil Queen predicted, she would tragically die.This realization made her run up the steps to her daughter's aid more quickly. But she was still too late. She arrived at the top of the steps only to find her beloved daughter Aurora, out cold, on the floor. She burst into tears as her husband, King Stephan, hurried to her. She held Sleeping Beauty in her arms, & the king began to cry as well. They placed their daughter in her old bedroom with the grand canapé bed, and large look out balcony. He examined the kingdom from the balcony in search of the three fairy protectors. His anger for the rose & thought, and contemplated on why he did not just choose the best knight to watch Aurora.
A year passed, and day after day the parents of the sleeping beauty checked on her, and visited her bedside often. On the one-year anniversary of the incident, a noise was heard from her room. The king & queen sprang up to the room & could not believe their eyes. Their daughter, Aurora, was sitting up in the bed, awake. Although she would be cursed by randomly falling into small sleeping spurs, she was still alive. & thats all that mattered to her, her parents, & the thankful fairies. The three fairies entered the room, followed by the king & queen. The king glared at the three of them & told them that they would pay for not protecting his daughter. He circled the room, grabbed an ax from one of the suites of armor beside the old, wooden door, and bolted straight to Flora. Within seconds, the mighty ax was plunged into her stomach, killing her. King Stephan turned his head looking for the other fairies. He spotted Fauna, and in seconds, the ax, still dripping Flora's blood, was driven into her back like a pitchfork. His face, scarlet red with anger, veins pulsing out of his neck, turned in examination for Merryweather. He spotted her, and almost like a dagger, he threw the ax at her neck, impaling her to the ground.She pleaded to the Queen & to Sleeping Beauty, who through all this ruckus, still managed to stay in the bed, to save the dying fairy. She told them the story of how in the forest, she casted a spell upon Sleeping Beauty that she would not die in the tower. She would only fall into a deep sleep, until she was a year older than the age she was when she came into the tower. Merryweather told the family how she saved Sleeping Beauty & did not deserve this. But it was too late. As the poor fairy said her last words, she fell into eternal slumber. Sleeping Beauty could do nothing now, but cry in her mother's arms. But she did not want to resort to doing that. She cursed & swore at her evil parents & ran out of the room crying. She never wanted to speak to her parents ever again.
Sleeping Beauty circled the land for days until she came upon another kingdom. She red the sign at the big, golden gates that read "Far Far Away" in shiny, silver letters. She contemplated her memories as to where she heard that name before. It was Doris who had told her that's where she traveled to work at the Poison Apple. She thought about going to see Doris there, but then she remembered that that was a year ago, and Doris may not be working there anymore. Sleeping Beauty was left with no choice but to go into the kingdom in search of a place to call home. As she wandered through the streets for quite some time, she noticed stores that were familiar to her like "Versachery", "Farbuck's Coffe", & "Ye Old Burger King". She also noticed some of the familiar faces n billboards such as the Fairy Godmother, & recently famous, Snow White. While looking at some citizens in flashy & complex clothes, she ran into outrageous reporter, Joan Rivers. The reporter noticed her torn, and dirty gown, & came to her for information about what happened to her. Sleeping Beauty knew it would be too much embarrassment for her, her family, and her former kingdom, to tell the reporter the truth, so she decided to make up her fantasy story. She told her about a handsome prince that rescued her by a simple true love's kiss. She told her how her fairy protectors were right now being honored at their good deed in protecting her, and how the kingdom would live forever in peace.
The story of Sleeping Beauty you thought you knew, now is figured out, and the truth is told. Sleeping Beauty, like Snow White, sold her story to reporter Joan Rivers & was also made a historical figure for everyone to wish they were. Her former kingdom eventually crumbled & fell into turmoil. All structures were destroyed, people fell into famine, poverty, & revolted against the rulers. Sleeping Beauty's parents fled the kingdom into exile & were never found. The kingdom's whereabouts were never discovered, & Sleeping Beauty refused multiple times to release the location of the kingdom. Sleeping Beauty was honored with a mansion to her liking, and was given all necessities she would need for the rest of her life. Cursed with her sleeping spurs, & horrible memories, she resides in Far Far Away with the rest of the princesses in their fabulous mansions & homes built on greed & jealousy of their fantasy lives & their "Happily Ever Afters". The story you thought you knew is nothing like the facts. The story you thought you knew is in fact the image & dreams of Sleeping Beauty's "happy life" & her "Happily Ever After". The true story that you should have known is nothing like Sleeping Beauty's fantasy. Now that you know the true facts & details, I hope you know that Sleeping Beauty's "Happily Ever After" is really a "Happily Never Happened"...
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-Doris

Secrets of Doris...

We all know the story of Snow White. But, do you know the true story? As you were told from your childhood, Snow White was the maid of the Queen. This Queen was told by a "magic mirror" that this Snow White was the fairest in the land. This act led to extreme jealousy from the Queen. Snow White was banished from the Kingdom, and when she found refuge in a small cottage, she stumbled upon seven little, merry dwarfs. She became friends with these small men, and when the Queen transformed herself into an old hag, Snow White was given an apple and put under an eternal sleep until true love's kiss awakens her. Does any of this ring a bell?? Well if any of that is what you know as the story of Snow Whit, you know nothing about the real story. You don't know what really happened.
Doris was the original Queen of this kingdom. However, the kingdom was falling apart and threatened because of Doris's lazy, unhealthy tactics. One day, a woman and an army of at least two hundred knights invaded the kingdom, and took over the Castle. Doris fed as much people out of the palace as possible. She got her staff of seven little men who were the butlers out to safety. She told them to go into the woods where her cottage was for them to stay. She gave them the key and bid them farewell. As she heroically ran back to the castle, she came across more frantic citizens. She told them to go to safety immediately. Doris ran to the throne room, but was too late. The Queen had already taken control of the Kingdom, and when spotted, Doris was throne out & banished from the kingdom forever.
Years passed, and the Queen continued her ruthless, evil control. Innocent people were treated unfairly, while people who committed terrible crimes were free and were the successors in the kingdom. Eventually, a special baby was born to Annabelle White, the maid of the kingdom. After this baby girl grew up, her mother died of a serious illness that, after years of investigation, still is unknown. The Queen thought necessary that her daughter, now of working age, should take the position as the maid of the kingdom. The daughter did as fine a job as her mother, and kept the palace spotless. As everyday, the Queen looked into the Grand Mirror in her throne room and asked herself the same question; "Am i beautiful?" When she asked this question for the first time, on one unusually sunny day, she asked "Am i the fairest one in the kingdom?" When her reflection looked back at her, her eyes did not meet her in return. The Queen examined all the corners of the mirror then saw towards the left of the mirror, a window. Normally, this would have no effect on the Queen. But, normally, she did not see anyone standing at view from outside. The daughter of Annabelle White, Snow White, was visible from the throne room outside the window. The Queen took this as some sort of offense. She thought that the mirror had suggested Snow White as the fairest one in the kingdom. The Queen did not like this, and had a few of the best knights sent out on a mission to kill Snow White.
The knights had no choice but to obey, and spotted the maid from a high tower. Weapons at the ready, the knights fired their bow & arrows and twelve, sharp spears were hurling towards Snow White. She caught the first spear threw the corner of her eye & dove for shelter. She took this as a hint, and saw a few more arrows fly past her, barely missing her. She fled the kingdom and headed into a dark forest. The Queen peered out her throne room window & felt a sudden emotion of success as she, now, was the fairest in the land.
Snow White spent days wandering aimlessly in the forest. Sleeping in piles of leaves, eating what looked to be appetizing plants, and bathing in only the cleanest of creek waters. After her fifth day of traveling through the forest, she came across a small, peaceful looking cottage. From quite a distance, she observed for a few hours to see if there was any life inside the cottage. After about a half an hour of observing, Snow White grew tired & fell into a deep sleep.She had not known it, and when a bird landed on her shoulder, she had woken up in fright. She ran toward the cottage and expecting no life inside, knocked the door down and inspected the entire home. When she came across a bedroom, she thought that no one would be in the house to catch her. She fell into another deep, peaceful sleep. *BANG Snow White was woken up by a loud noise, followed by a few other loud noises sounding like fairies casting magic spells. She went Down to examine the situation and see whats happening. She slowly & quietly crept down the steps and peered her head in the kitchen to where the sounds were coming from. She saw three little fairies. All three were presumably older women. The first one Snow White noticed was one that seemed to be the leader, dressed in a scarlet colored dress with a matching, pointed witches hat that covered her aging white hair. The second fairy looked just like the first, but this precious woman bared green clothes, and had hair that was more gray than the first's white hair. The third was quite smaller than the other two, and had jet black hair that was covered by a sky blue hat just like the first two witches hats. She also had a dress on that matched the color of her hat. The three fairies were baking what looked somewhat like a cake. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. A woman walked in in clothes that did not look as nice as Snow White's. The woman's name was Sleeping Beauty. She was referred to this by the three small fairies. Another knock was heard at the door, and the seven little men that Doris had given the key to the cottage walked in. They also discovered the women in the kitchen & made enemies with them after chasing the innocent women out of the cottage with pitchforks and torches. When a dwarf with a sneezing fit discovered Snow White hiding on the stairwell, the seven men interrogated her and got all the known information out of her. Because of the trust between the eight people grew exceptionally, they all were close friends. However, back at the palace, the Queen was still having trouble. With Snow White on her mind, the Queen still believed something had to be done. She rounded up six of her best knights, and one by one, the seven of them took a sip of a sort of potion drink...Back at the cottage, one day, there was another knock at the door.
old women aren't particularly the type of people that would impose a threat to seven dwarfs and a fully grown woman. However, the woman that unexpectedly arrived at the cottage was different. Snow White answered the door with caution. The woman offered Snow White many artifacts such as food, clocks, and other house hold necessities and knick knacks. Snow White knew she didn't have money to buy any of the old woman outrageously priced items, and the money she did have was earnings from her maid service back months ago at the kingdom. She closed the door on the old woman and as soon as she turned around she saw the seven dwarfs glaring at her with evil, menacing looks on their faces. They grabbed her by the arms and legs and encased her in a coffin with a glass case. She tried to fight her way out of it, but when the seven men tied her limbs down with ropes to the coffin, she was bound to be in quite a pickle. The dwarf with the sneezing fit sprayed something in a can all over the coffin and especially on Snow White. Seconds after, her fighting, and her trying to get out of the situation was put to a stop, & because of the gas from the spray can, she was knocked out into a deep, eternal sleep. As the glass case was put on top of her, sealing the coffin, the dwarfs all stood in a line looking at her. Their skin started bubbling, and they transformed back into their original souls; the Queen & six of her best knights. They looked at the unconscious Snow White & turned away. While walking, they encountered the same old woman that tried to sell Snow White household items. The Queen pushed the woman out of her way and said rude things to her. The old woman glared at the Queen & clutched her carrying bag tightly & firmly in her hands. She lifted up the bag & in one quick motion, she struck the Queen in the neck, killing her. The knights attacked & it wasn't long before the old woman also lost her life. The knights left the seen leaving the dead Queen & old woman on the ground helpless.
The tale you heard told that the old woman was secretly the Queen & fed Snow White an apple that put her to sleep. The tale you heard never told you that Sleeping Beauty & her fairies were in the cottage. The tale you heard told of a Prince Charming coming to the rescue of Snow White. The fool that told you that lied to you. Snow White was eventually woken up by the song in her dream. She heard it constantly in her slumber & so did the animals in the forest Snow White spent much of her time with. The animals heard this song & knew instinctively that it was the song Snow White used to sing to the animals. They came to her aid, smashed the glass case, woke her up, & bit the roped, untying her. She was woken up & saved. So where was her Prince Charming that you were told kissed her & woke her up? There was no Prince Charming. After Snow White woke up, she knew that forest held to many confusing, & horrible memories for her & fled to the nearest kingdom she could find; Far Far Away. Out of her greed, & selfishness, Snow White made up a Fairy Tale & lived with remembrance & power to her name. She made up the whole story. The seven dwarfs never existed. There were seven men as Doris's butlers, but they went to their jobs everyday, making it impossible for them to home when the old lady came to the cottage. Snow White made up the lie that the seven dwarfs were her best friends & gave her a proper funeral when the Queen in an old woman disguise put her to sleep. Feeling alone in her mansion in Far Far Away, Snow White made up the story that her so-called "Prince Charming" kissed her & woke her up. Snow White's story is completely false. She sold that story to reporter Joan Rivers in Far Far Away when she fled the forest and the animals. She lives in her mansion on lies, and hatred from the forest creatures and animals. Snow White's so-called "Happily Ever After", it turns out, isn't so happy after all..
This has been a Secret of Doris...Check back later for more....

-Doris

Secrets of Doris...

Some people say that most things are better left unsaid...others say that secrets are a bad thing, and are more of a way of breaking the trust of one person, than keeping trust with another. Whether you believe the first reasoning, or the second, the following secrets and discussions will unravel the secrets of Doris, other Fairy Tales, and tie together and connect all the well known, classic stories that you've known the false, made-up stories of since your childhood. It's time to get the facts straight and know the real story. It's time to know that "Happily Ever Afters" aren't always as easy as putting on a shoe, or getting a kiss from someone you had a crush on. Nows the time rid of all the lies built and formed on the tales that were passed from generation to generation. Keep checking back occasionally for more as the tales of all Fairy Tale creatures are tied together, the true story of Doris and other Princesses are told, and what a real "Happily Ever After" is all about...Wondering where we begin? Well every generation has a legend. Every journey has a first step. Every tale has a beginning...

-Doris

Hello all! THIS IS MAJOR!
Hello I'm Doris.

Although i am mistakenly
depicted & described
as a rather beastly, ugly
character, when you
come to know me, i am
quite a good friend &
oh, i am so beautiful!
Let me tell you alittle bit about myself....I is
an unusually ugly/gorgeous female bartender at the
Poison Apple, a bar in Far Far Away. I is accused
of being ugly in  Far Far Away Idol where i sang
Cyndi Lauper's Girl's Just Want to Have Fun.I also
appears in "Shrek Super Slam" for the Game Boy Video
Electronic Hand-Held Gaming System. I helps Princess
Fiona in the third movie by punching a locked gate
open and knocking two guards unconscious (also done
in one punch).According to my also extremely ugly
sister Mabel, Doris isn't welcome at the Poison Apple
Bar anymore, possibly because of my relationship
with Fiona (Doris was at the baby shower, and seemed
to be a friend of Fiona) or possibly because of her
friendship with Puss. Some may see her as an idiot,
while others see her as the friendliest, & closest
allie. Due to my strange looks and manly voice,
people lauged a little harder at my jokes. I
seems to have a crush on Prince Charming. shhh. ;)

thats basically all you'd know me for, but i will
also have more updates soon to come!
Ta Ta For Now!!!

-Doris