Thursday, November 22, 2007

Secrets of Doris...


We all know the story of Snow White. But, do you know the true story? As you were told from your childhood, Snow White was the maid of the Queen. This Queen was told by a "magic mirror" that this Snow White was the fairest in the land. This act led to extreme jealousy from the Queen. Snow White was banished from the Kingdom, and when she found refuge in a small cottage, she stumbled upon seven little, merry dwarfs. She became friends with these small men, and when the Queen transformed herself into an old hag, Snow White was given an apple and put under an eternal sleep until true love's kiss awakens her. Does any of this ring a bell?? Well if any of that is what you know as the story of Snow Whit, you know nothing about the real story. You don't know what really happened.
Doris was the original Queen of this kingdom. However, the kingdom was falling apart and threatened because of Doris's lazy, unhealthy tactics. One day, a woman and an army of at least two hundred knights invaded the kingdom, and took over the Castle. Doris fed as much people out of the palace as possible. She got her staff of seven little men who were the butlers out to safety. She told them to go into the woods where her cottage was for them to stay. She gave them the key and bid them farewell. As she heroically ran back to the castle, she came across more frantic citizens. She told them to go to safety immediately. Doris ran to the throne room, but was too late. The Queen had already taken control of the Kingdom, and when spotted, Doris was throne out & banished from the kingdom forever.
Years passed, and the Queen continued her ruthless, evil control. Innocent people were treated unfairly, while people who committed terrible crimes were free and were the successors in the kingdom. Eventually, a special baby was born to Annabelle White, the maid of the kingdom. After this baby girl grew up, her mother died of a serious illness that, after years of investigation, still is unknown. The Queen thought necessary that her daughter, now of working age, should take the position as the maid of the kingdom. The daughter did as fine a job as her mother, and kept the palace spotless. As everyday, the Queen looked into the Grand Mirror in her throne room and asked herself the same question; "Am i beautiful?" When she asked this question for the first time, on one unusually sunny day, she asked "Am i the fairest one in the kingdom?" When her reflection looked back at her, her eyes did not meet her in return. The Queen examined all the corners of the mirror then saw towards the left of the mirror, a window. Normally, this would have no effect on the Queen. But, normally, she did not see anyone standing at view from outside. The daughter of Annabelle White, Snow White, was visible from the throne room outside the window. The Queen took this as some sort of offense. She thought that the mirror had suggested Snow White as the fairest one in the kingdom. The Queen did not like this, and had a few of the best knights sent out on a mission to kill Snow White.
The knights had no choice but to obey, and spotted the maid from a high tower. Weapons at the ready, the knights fired their bow & arrows and twelve, sharp spears were hurling towards Snow White. She caught the first spear threw the corner of her eye & dove for shelter. She took this as a hint, and saw a few more arrows fly past her, barely missing her. She fled the kingdom and headed into a dark forest. The Queen peered out her throne room window & felt a sudden emotion of success as she, now, was the fairest in the land.
Snow White spent days wandering aimlessly in the forest. Sleeping in piles of leaves, eating what looked to be appetizing plants, and bathing in only the cleanest of creek waters. After her fifth day of traveling through the forest, she came across a small, peaceful looking cottage. From quite a distance, she observed for a few hours to see if there was any life inside the cottage. After about a half an hour of observing, Snow White grew tired & fell into a deep sleep.She had not known it, and when a bird landed on her shoulder, she had woken up in fright. She ran toward the cottage and expecting no life inside, knocked the door down and inspected the entire home. When she came across a bedroom, she thought that no one would be in the house to catch her. She fell into another deep, peaceful sleep. *BANG Snow White was woken up by a loud noise, followed by a few other loud noises sounding like fairies casting magic spells. She went Down to examine the situation and see whats happening. She slowly & quietly crept down the steps and peered her head in the kitchen to where the sounds were coming from. She saw three little fairies. All three were presumably older women. The first one Snow White noticed was one that seemed to be the leader, dressed in a scarlet colored dress with a matching, pointed witches hat that covered her aging white hair. The second fairy looked just like the first, but this precious woman bared green clothes, and had hair that was more gray than the first's white hair. The third was quite smaller than the other two, and had jet black hair that was covered by a sky blue hat just like the first two witches hats. She also had a dress on that matched the color of her hat. The three fairies were baking what looked somewhat like a cake. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. A woman walked in in clothes that did not look as nice as Snow White's. The woman's name was Sleeping Beauty. She was referred to this by the three small fairies. Another knock was heard at the door, and the seven little men that Doris had given the key to the cottage walked in. They also discovered the women in the kitchen & made enemies with them after chasing the innocent women out of the cottage with pitchforks and torches. When a dwarf with a sneezing fit discovered Snow White hiding on the stairwell, the seven men interrogated her and got all the known information out of her. Because of the trust between the eight people grew exceptionally, they all were close friends. However, back at the palace, the Queen was still having trouble. With Snow White on her mind, the Queen still believed something had to be done. She rounded up six of her best knights, and one by one, the seven of them took a sip of a sort of potion drink...Back at the cottage, one day, there was another knock at the door.
old women aren't particularly the type of people that would impose a threat to seven dwarfs and a fully grown woman. However, the woman that unexpectedly arrived at the cottage was different. Snow White answered the door with caution. The woman offered Snow White many artifacts such as food, clocks, and other house hold necessities and knick knacks. Snow White knew she didn't have money to buy any of the old woman outrageously priced items, and the money she did have was earnings from her maid service back months ago at the kingdom. She closed the door on the old woman and as soon as she turned around she saw the seven dwarfs glaring at her with evil, menacing looks on their faces. They grabbed her by the arms and legs and encased her in a coffin with a glass case. She tried to fight her way out of it, but when the seven men tied her limbs down with ropes to the coffin, she was bound to be in quite a pickle. The dwarf with the sneezing fit sprayed something in a can all over the coffin and especially on Snow White. Seconds after, her fighting, and her trying to get out of the situation was put to a stop, & because of the gas from the spray can, she was knocked out into a deep, eternal sleep. As the glass case was put on top of her, sealing the coffin, the dwarfs all stood in a line looking at her. Their skin started bubbling, and they transformed back into their original souls; the Queen & six of her best knights. They looked at the unconscious Snow White & turned away. While walking, they encountered the same old woman that tried to sell Snow White household items. The Queen pushed the woman out of her way and said rude things to her. The old woman glared at the Queen & clutched her carrying bag tightly & firmly in her hands. She lifted up the bag & in one quick motion, she struck the Queen in the neck, killing her. The knights attacked & it wasn't long before the old woman also lost her life. The knights left the seen leaving the dead Queen & old woman on the ground helpless.
The tale you heard told that the old woman was secretly the Queen & fed Snow White an apple that put her to sleep. The tale you heard never told you that Sleeping Beauty & her fairies were in the cottage. The tale you heard told of a Prince Charming coming to the rescue of Snow White. The fool that told you that lied to you. Snow White was eventually woken up by the song in her dream. She heard it constantly in her slumber & so did the animals in the forest Snow White spent much of her time with. The animals heard this song & knew instinctively that it was the song Snow White used to sing to the animals. They came to her aid, smashed the glass case, woke her up, & bit the roped, untying her. She was woken up & saved. So where was her Prince Charming that you were told kissed her & woke her up? There was no Prince Charming. After Snow White woke up, she knew that forest held to many confusing, & horrible memories for her & fled to the nearest kingdom she could find; Far Far Away. Out of her greed, & selfishness, Snow White made up a Fairy Tale & lived with remembrance & power to her name. She made up the whole story. The seven dwarfs never existed. There were seven men as Doris's butlers, but they went to their jobs everyday, making it impossible for them to home when the old lady came to the cottage. Snow White made up the lie that the seven dwarfs were her best friends & gave her a proper funeral when the Queen in an old woman disguise put her to sleep. Feeling alone in her mansion in Far Far Away, Snow White made up the story that her so-called "Prince Charming" kissed her & woke her up. Snow White's story is completely false. She sold that story to reporter Joan Rivers in Far Far Away when she fled the forest and the animals. She lives in her mansion on lies, and hatred from the forest creatures and animals. Snow White's so-called "Happily Ever After", it turns out, isn't so happy after all..
This has been a Secret of Doris...Check back later for more....

-Doris

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