Hello all! THIS IS MAJOR!
Hello I'm Doris.

Although i am mistakenly
depicted & described
as a rather beastly, ugly
character, when you
come to know me, i am
quite a good friend &
oh, i am so beautiful!
Let me tell you alittle bit about myself....I is
an unusually ugly/gorgeous female bartender at the
Poison Apple, a bar in Far Far Away. I is accused
of being ugly in  Far Far Away Idol where i sang
Cyndi Lauper's Girl's Just Want to Have Fun.I also
appears in "Shrek Super Slam" for the Game Boy Video
Electronic Hand-Held Gaming System. I helps Princess
Fiona in the third movie by punching a locked gate
open and knocking two guards unconscious (also done
in one punch).According to my also extremely ugly
sister Mabel, Doris isn't welcome at the Poison Apple
Bar anymore, possibly because of my relationship
with Fiona (Doris was at the baby shower, and seemed
to be a friend of Fiona) or possibly because of her
friendship with Puss. Some may see her as an idiot,
while others see her as the friendliest, & closest
allie. Due to my strange looks and manly voice,
people lauged a little harder at my jokes. I
seems to have a crush on Prince Charming. shhh. ;)

thats basically all you'd know me for, but i will
also have more updates soon to come!
Ta Ta For Now!!!

-Doris